If you can’t tell by the title of this post, I’m going to Blog On X and I’m really excited! This will be my first Blog On so even though I’m going to know some bloggers when I arrive, I thought I’d better join in the linky and introduce myself anyway!
If you see me there, come and say ‘hi’, my proper person name is Jenny and I’ll happily chat to anyone.
Anyway, here are the answers to the official Blog On questions:
Share a recent photo of yourself
This was taken a couple of weeks ago when I met with some friends. If you’re going to the launch party I will look exactly like this because I go out so little that I only own one reasonable dress!
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
It varies but I’m often a fan of a meat feast if there’s no donner in the mix.
You can have dinner with any three guests dead or alive- who do you choose and why?
Yoni Wolf from the band Why? because if his lyrics are anything to go by then he’ll have some good/horrifying anecdotes, Mindy Kaling because she’s the most fabulous person that ever did live and I think she’s hilarious, and B J Novak so I could play match maker because him and Mindy are made for each other and they need to get back together so their conversations can entertain me on Twitter.
Up to now what would you consider being your biggest life achievement?
It’s hard to choose, not because there have been so many, but my life has been distinctly and continuously average.
If you woke up tomorrow as a character from any Disney film or book who would you be and why?
I would be the Little Mermaid and I would totally save her from herself by obeying my new dad King Triton, not selling my voice to the sea witch and not stalking some dude named Eric until he married me at 16. Instead I’d carry on living in the sea and get married to a nice merman who was kind and didn’t wish I had legs.
What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Drink lots of water.
If you won the lottery what would be the very first thing you would buy and why?
Probably a house, we rent and I know I’d be in trouble if I ended up still renting after I’d blown my millions in Hotel Chocolat.
What is your favourite quote from a movie?
I would tell you, but the first rule is that we’re not allowed to talk about it.
If you were a superhero what would your super power be?
Flying. Does anyone ever say anything different?
What is the best piece of advice you have ever been given?
Never try to bleach your hair yourself.
Which emoji do you use the most?
If you could go back in time and tell yourself anything what would it be?
I think it would be to stay home more and save my money when I was younger!
What do you currently have set as the wallpaper on your phone?
It’s a default one because my phone is new.
If you could do anything in the world as a legitimate job what would you do?
I’m not sure, something intensely glamorous, ideally.
Where is your favourite place in the world?
It’s hard to say. I do love a good trip to Hull though!